*melting point*

Was checking mail. The cuz sent me a pic comment.

Nur Del: She light up my Heart!! Thanks my dearie sis...

----- *tOuched* Love her

At work morning. Michael online!

me: not working 2day?
mike: nope. need to rest. how u?
me: fine i guess. miss u.
mike: work with me.. den can see me everyday.
me: sorry. am quitting. gonna study. work very stressful.
mike: ok. cant do anything. your decision.
mike again: a very good decision btw.

----- *Missing him 2 e max*

At work afternoon. Jason called.

jason: Siti!! how r u there?
me: like always..
jason: I got a new job!
me: wow!! congrats!!
Jason: The clerk there oso name Siti.
me: haha *sigh..* (read:new job, new Siti)
and the conversation continues....

----- *Thx 4 calling n the laughs. keep in touch hor.. missing u badly*

At work late afternoon. Derrick called.

Derrick: Siti.. any problem there?
me: nope
Derrick: anybody disturb u? all ok?
me: yesh.. all ok
Derrick: ok den... anything call me.
me: ok.

----- *He who talks alot. He who irritates me. But he who cares.*

Last but not least... Msn with Mr. pupuhead. (u noe who u r)

He thought I already have a boyfriend.

Told u many tyms dearie fwen.. Im not ready to get into a relationship.
When will I ever b ready?

I dont know...

ps: your mms damn HAWTTTTT! XD

----- U dun be soo notti. Me 'pok' u den u noe. Den u cnnt flirt wit anybody nimore. *Grinz*

Anyways... I miss my Dee... She passed her driving lessons leady!! Wee~
Am happy for her..
And thx dee... for being there...

JOKe Of The DaY by Den_Mafia.

WHY CHEWING GUM IS BANNED IN SINGAPORE

A Singaporean was on holiday in Malaysia..
He was having his coffee, croissants, bread, butter & jam at the hotel's coffee house.
A Malaysian man who was chewing gum, sat down next to him & started a casual conversation.

Malaysian : "You Singaporeans eat the whole bread?"
S'porean : "Of course."
Malaysian : "We don't. In Malaysia, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants & sell them across to Singapore."
The Malaysian then had a smirk on his face while the Singaporean listened in silence.
Malaysian : "Do you eat the jam with the bread?"
S'porean : "Of course."
Malaysian (chuckling): "We don't. In Malaysia, we eat fresh fruitfor breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds & other left-overs in a container, recycle them, transform them into jam, before we sell it across to Singapore."
This time, the Singaporean retorted : "Do you have sex in Malaysia?"
Malaysian : "Why, of course we do"
S'porean : "Do you wear protection"
Malaysian : "Of course! We wear condoms."
S'porean : "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"
Malaysian : "Stupid question ! Of course we throw them away."
S'porean : "We don't. In Singapore, the government secretly puts them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum & sell them across to Malaysia, ... & that's the real reason why we banned chewing gum in Singapore."

Regards,
SmiLesZ :))
Den_Mafia™
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ps: tsk tsk... mesra rakyat all... =D

Friends Are Love

I was abt to blog juz now.
Simply coz Im so free at the moment.
and so siann.. nothing to do seriously.
am alone at work now.

but B4 i gotta chance 2 put my beautiful fingers (teehee!) on the keyboard,
The Hp beeps.

Shah: Be a Person full of luv.. Stay Simple yet Happy.. When things go wrong dun go blue.. Juz pray n say "I'll get tru" And always remember sOmeone like me cares 4 u! :-D

Goshh... super right timing la shah! Touched to the max seyy.. wahduhhh...
He is one funny fella.. Makes me laugh all the tym.

and sooo.. after dat msg.. The Hp never stoP beeping. so sori frens, If my replies were like short n boring. haha.. budget la diz days... hp bills still terhutang la ehk.. =D

To syafiq if u ever read diz, Thx a gazillion!! for the wake up msges.. haha. Tak serik2 kamu ye.. even if u noe im still gonna be late for work. Geee

ouh while typing diz Derrick called.
Derrick: Siti.. u ok? anything for me?
me: yup. ok.. no nothing. juz tat 'ah long' keep calling.
Derrick: anybody dowstairs not?
me: nobody. im alone now.
Derrick: will dey be back?
me: not sure.. think dey went out for lunch.
Derrick: ouh fine den.. i guess dey'll be back.
me: why suddenly u so keypo?
Derrick: U alone ma.. I scared 'ah long' come den rape u.
me: SOOOO BADDDDDDD!!!!
Derrick: LOL ok ok kidding.. take care..
me: grrrr

Tats Ma Derrick.. *LOVE*

Ok i LoVe all my frens la... always been there for me. tO doz yg ajak klua really2 sori la k.. mayb some other tym...

*sigh*

I wonder hows my GerLFrens dOing..
Bz wit exams i guess..
MoSt Of dem already 2nd year in University.
lets see..
Hmm.. NUS.. SIM.. UIA.. MARSAH.. JCUni.. NIE..

I think im the only one still stuck wOrking..
*sobs sobs*

ALL abOut the GrandParenTs

Yesterday, The bOss was in a gOod mOod.
So i end up going baCk early.
Went to Tampines Library to do some research.
Den the cuz msged.
My bracelets!! haha.
but den.. she was wit him.
errrr...
ok..
Den Amir called.
He wanted to buy some things at mustafa.
So i asked him to accompany me first.
he said ok.
But suddenly I felt some things r not right.
Decided to go home.
Smsed both cuz n Amir to cancel.
ReaChed home.
was damn surprised to see both grandparents..
so... dey decided to stay.
Lucky i went back home early.
Wats wit the 'nyaii' always pengsan.
and the 'yaii' hu cant see.
nyaii will sleep on my bed.
and me, on tilam Ibu juz bought at pasar malam.
Thought it will be a happy2 big2 family..
I am hapPy ofcoz...
But certain things, u have to be ready and aware
Old folks are like babies u see...
only in terms of their needs i guess...
But feelings... are totally different.
cOz OldFolks are muCh more sensitive.

haha Typing abt the grandparents...
Now i miss dem leady...
will call nyaii sOon...
Wonder wats she doing now.
and yaii tOo...
aNd ofCoz the bro.
Who is not schooling.
aNd is taking caRe of the grandparents at home now alone...

The BiG mOuth Him

He talks so muCh
He Acts like a HerO
He thinks he damn SmaRt
But in reality,
he's a NATO (no action talk Only)
And a BIG mouth.

Cant blame him.
Sales Executives are aLways gOod when it cOmes to talking.
They talk and talk and talk.

Yesterday I tOok a day Off frm wOrk coz I Hv things to settle at hOme.
Personal Matters.
I didnt go to any jOb interviews.
bLoOdy *tOot*
Even if i did, its none of ur business niwae.
I guess ure juz tOo free
to tell every single body
and tO poison their Mind
GrOw up la kayz..

Im not angry at you.
No.. not at all..
Juz hmm a lil sad mayb.

ps: Im not the Boss's pet

Sux-King

am a lil fed up at work. The bOsses & Colleagues. *sigh*
Let me explain... I am like.. a walking Directory at work.

*Siti, do you know ----- phone number?
*Siti, help me ley. wats ----- address?
*Siti, can help me find ----- number? i need to call them.
*Siti, wheres the ----- documents?
*Siti, do know where i put my documents?
*Siti, wats the company name at kranji?
*Siti, wats the company name dat supply -----?
*Siti wheres the documents yesterday i gave u? (dey never give me anything)
*Siti Siti Siti

At hOme. The parents r like some Police officers.

*Kak, Pegi mane?
*kak, kenape lambat balik?
*kak, klua ngan sape?
*Kak, buat ape?
*Kak, bile nak sapu rumah?
*kak, bila nk lipat kain baju?
*kak, bila nk cuci pinggan mangkuk?
*Kak Kak Kak

SmSes I received.
(so sori for not replying. I dun answer diz kind of questions.)
(bukan sombong ke ape... but i seriously dunno wat to reply)
Now i reply la k.. belated reply ehk.. (tgh free giler ni)

*hi! nga uat pe? (nga joget2. nape? nk join?)
*u da makan? (lom. nk blanje pe?)
*u patner? (toilet)
*wat tym balik keje tadi? (6pm klua keje. pepandaila estimate wat tym sampai rumah)
*u tak ngantok? (ntah. lau da tetido ngantok la tu gaknyer)
*bile nak tido? (bile da ngantok la. duhh)
*u da tido? (*roll eyes*)
*besok keje? (like duhh! *roll eyes*)
*Awak... (yeee awkkkkkk)
*awk... kite ade something nak tanyer awk... (tanye lerrr *sigh*)
*Awk awk... (Grrr)

Ok wewer... Sabar...

Ermm.. Dear readers, i need to scream.
ExcuSe me Please..

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Thank yOu.

A Night Cycling Story

Saturday

5 pm >> getting ready for the adventure.. yippe!!

6 pm >> Meeting Achik under my void deck. he sending me off.

7:15pm >> waiting for jaja den khafiz at woodlands interchange.

7:50 pm >> Reaching Al-Iman Mosque

8 pm >> say bye bye to Achik

8 to 11+pm >> register, Play games, ceramah, getting to know each other session, eat, pray and warming up.

Sunday

12 am >> YeyneSs!! Im Cycling laa..

12:30am >> ok... im cOoL.. diz is Fun Man!! yeehaaa!!

1 am >> yessah!! we're going upppp and downnn the hill!!

... am >> Accident. ( me langgar jaja.. heee den her pedal got stuck wit my bike)

... am >> Accident again. ( psst! my Facy behind langgar me. I fell. butt hurts. no kidding)

... am >> getting a lil tired..

... am >> getting slower n slower (da kene tinggal jaja)

... am >> Facy fida & Facy sham accompany me (the only 3 left behind)

... am >> reaching pit stop

... am >> rehat time...

... am >> ok... getting ready to cycle again...
Front Facy (Facy man): pink.. pink... pink pantherr..
Me: ape sey pink
Facy Man: ok name siape?
Me: hawe
Facy Man: ok hawe u follow adam.. u cycle behind me.
Me: ok (dlm hati: ni mesti aku kene complain la ni.)
Facy Man: ok sume let the pink panther cycle infront.. jgn pecut dia..

... am >> ok cool... cycling happily.. baru je lepas rehat...

... am >> ok getting slowerr..
Facy Man: hawee ok?
Me: Ok boleyy
(he kept asking me diz question lots of tym.. )

... am >> Facy Sham cycled to the front.
Facy Sham: Adamm.. kau cepat sgt.. kau ikot pace dia
Facy Man: aku tanyer dia, dia kate ok jek dari tadik
Me: memang ok.. (wewe mane nk kalah)

... am >> reaching our destination. Fuhh!! (aku pressure giler kena cycle kat depan.. coz everyone muz wait for me sey)

... am >> relax.. play some games...

... am >> getting ready to cycle again...
Facy Man: haweee... haweee.. pink panther...
me: (hiding behind)
Suhaila shouted: Hawe da merajOk dengan Adam!

... am >> ok still cool.. I cycled in the middle..
Facy Man: haweee
Me: here
Juwai: tkpe2.. kite jage dier.. (she cycled behind me)

... am >> getting slowerr again... (last person)

... am >> Facy sham diz tym accompany me

... am >> Im Lost.. Teammates gOne..

... am >> am following the guys team infront

... am >> ok cool.. dun panic...
Facy sham: hawe ok? (i dunno he was behind me)
me: ok2
Facy sham: kau boleyy ikot pace aku? aku nk catch up ngan grp kitorang.
Me: I'll try

... am >> and sooo he ShoOts to the middle lane..

... am >> and i shOots to the middle lane tOo (VrOom! VrOom! excuse me la ehk.. im going down the hill tu pasal stepping laju)

... am >> and so I was behind Adam again...

... am >> and getting slowerr again (gosh.. feeling like a turtle)

... am >> reached Ba'Alwi mosque

5 am >> resting my head on jaja's lap. falling aslp...

6:45 am >> Ok wakey wakey!! time to start cycling again... (not an easy task to wake up. my bones hurts soo bad...)

... am >> (muke monyokk.. damn tired)

... am >> last person again....

... am >> so i cycle.. and cycle.. and cycle...

... am >> Facy fida leaving me...

... am >> Facy sham : cepat hawee da nk sampai...

... am >> going upppp the hill... Im dying....

... am >> nearly give up.. the team behind getting nearer

... am >> die die die
Facy belakang: kak.. kak ok kak....
me: tak ok
Facy belakang: tkpe kak... lagi 5 mins jek sampai.. slow2 pon tkpe..
Facy belakang to Facy sham: tkpee kau pergi dulu... group aku ley ikot pace dier..
Facy sham: ok. hawe ikot dorang k (and he shoOt oFF..)
Facy belakang to his team members: OK sumerr! kite ikot pace hawe.. korang jgn pecut dia..
The Team: alamak.. pompan lembek arh... weak laa... lembab..

... am >> keep on cycling.. still alive.. amazingly...

... am >> abt to give up.. many tyms leady dorang offer naik kereta.. but wewe can do it!

... am >> ok now Im sweating soo much..

... am >> kaki ku da longgar... lutut da nak tercabut...
Facy belakang: sabarr k. lagi 5 mins jek..
Me geram: kau ni dari tadi 5 mins 5mins!! tak sampai2 pon!
Facy belakang: 5 mins aku tu 30 mins... aku nk kasi kau semangat..
me: grrr *speechless*

... am >> the guys behind da pecut... left me n a few facies..

... am >> alright.. by diz tym.. da slow gilerr.. i dun care wat ppl wana say.. i dun care abt anything..

... am >> now i can see the mosque! Al Iman mosque!!!!

... am >> campak basikal! Ptuihh!

8 plus am >> walk quickly to my waiting jaja...

... am >> Cert and prize giving.. our Group 3rd place!! hee

9 plus am >>gOing back to Home sweet hOme..

11 am >> reaching home..
Achik msg: where r u? how was it? u ok?
My reply: my butt da pancit my legs pancit my arms pancitz sume2 pancit..

And soO.. Kak shahi's Wedding cancelled and Shrek 3 cancelled tOo..
Soo dead... cant make it...

12 pm >> washing up n off to bed.. (alamak.. hope can make it to work 2moro.. & drumming lesson!!)

THE END

and now im at work. my body hurts la! but still strong enuf.. heh..
and oh gosh!! while typing all diz khai msg!!!
his girlfren and adik nak ikot pi studio!!!
*panic panic panic*
two words: AKU MALU!!!
hahaha.. kk wewe can do it... she can always do it.. bahh